Top 5 Tips to Lose Weight in Less Than 24 Hours without Dieting or Exercise

Do you want to rapidly lose weight and do it without dieting or exercise? Weight loss is a major issue for many people and quick fixes seem like the ideal solution. After all, what if you have a party or a blind date to go on? You can lose weight in less than 24 hours without dieting or exercise. Sounds great! If you want the edge over your co-workers at work weigh-in competitions this is the way to go!
(Disclaimer: This article was written in humor and not at all for dieting and health advice. Do not follow these tips for losing weight. They are not healthy and were written for humor.)

Lose Weight in Less Than 24 Hours without Dieting or Exercise Tip #1: Don’t Drink Any Liquids for 24 hours

If you don’t drink any liquids for 24 hours, you will drop some weight. Your body will not retain fluid and you will even be good at dehydrating yourself! But hey, it will lose you some weight.

Lose Weight in Less Than 24 Hours without Dieting or Exercise Tip #2: Go Potty Before the Event

Go potty a whole lot before the event. This will help you lose a little bit more weight too. If you’re weighing in for a work weight loss competition, you can have the edge over your co-workers.

Lose Weight in Less Than 24 Hours without Dieting or Exercise Tip #3: Take Lots of Laxatives

Just think about all that waste in your body! It weighs pounds. You can lose one, two or even three pounds from taking laxatives. And just think about how clean your body will be. No-one can say that you are full of it anymore! Of course you might miss your event or weigh in because you spend all your time on the porcelain throne and with stomach cramps. But what is a little abdominal pain and a sore rear if you can drop weight?

Lose Weight in Less Than 24 Hours without Dieting or Exercise Tip #4: Skip the Underwear

Alright, sure underwear doesn’t weigh a huge amount but it does weigh something. Every little ounce helps with tipping the scale! Go commando and you can lower the number on the scale.

Lose Weight in Less Than 24 Hours without Dieting or Exercise Tip #5: Shave All Your Hair Off

With the reduction in weight from going commando and then shaving all your hair off, you’re sure to decrease your weight by another pound. Shave your legs, armpits, arms, back, chest, eyebrows and face. Any place that has hair, get rid of it. Don’t worry, you will weigh less and the hair will grow back. Oh and don’t wear a hat when you weigh because that defeats the purpose of shaving your head.