Top 10 Reasons to Not Answer the Door

Top reasons not to answer the door:

[1] You don’t like to have company.

[2] You are in the middle of your favorite television show.

[3] Your house is dirty.

[4] You like to hear your dog bark and be confused as to why you didn’t open the door.

[5] It is a bill collector.

[6] It is a magazine seller.

[7] You don’t have on any clothes.

[8] Your ex super glued your door shut.

[9] You like to make people think you have a social life.

[10] You can’t tear yourself away from your computer game.

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